A woman standing behind a coffee stand with bottles of flavored syrups and a large container of coffee beans, under a red canopy, in a park-like setting with trees and flowers in the background.

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We do mobile espresso catering for weddings, corporate events, and private parties across Portland, Hillsboro, Beaverton, and the greater Oregon metro.

  • Please take a look at out booking & cancelation policies before filling out the form

    We typically book 4 to 8 weeks out but we love a short-notice challenge. Reach out and we'll do what we can.

    • Travel within the Portland metro is included. Events outside our standard service area may have a small travel fee.

    • Outdoor events are totally welcome. We just need a flat surface and some shade or coverage when it's scorching out.

    • A signed agreement and 50% deposit lock in your date. No deposit, no date. That's how we keep things fair for everyone.

    • Multi-story venue? No problem, we just need elevator access and a heads-up so we can plan for setup and breakdown.

  • A fully self-contained mobile espresso cart ,we bring everything.

    • Professionally trained baristas in Rude Girl gear who actually want to be there.

    • Specialty-grade beans roasted in small batches at our sister roastery, Roasted By Mom Coffee.

    • Whole milk, oat milk, and a full flavor lineup. Cups, lids, napkins, stir sticks, and all serving supplies.

    • Setup, breakdown, and event-day coordination handled by us.

    You just show up and enjoy the compliments.